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I like this fact I like this fact Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Dave Cameron laughs at Superman for having a weakness

I like this fact I like this fact When David Cameron was born, he calmly shook his mothers hand

I like this fact I like this fact If Boris has 3 Apples and Ken has 6 - they're all still Dave's Apples. All the Apples belong to Dave.

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron Swings all ladies marginals

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron can see round corners

I like this fact I like this fact When David Cameron does a rubix cube all the sides go blue

I like this fact I like this fact Jesus walked on water, Davis Cameron made the water

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron left Mission Impossible as it was too easy

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron taught Lady Gaga that (Rah)2 (Ah)3 + [Roma (1+Ma)] + (Gah)2 + (Ooh) (La)2 = Bad Romance. Sadly she took the credit!

I like this fact I like this fact Necessity is not the mother of all invention, it's Dave Cameron

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron founded the Rat Pack

I like this fact I like this fact When David Cameron puts lipstick on a pig, it becomes something else entirely

I like this fact I like this fact The strongest emotion is David Cameron

I like this fact I like this fact Dave can cry louder, harder and for longer than Gordon #davefacts

I like this fact I like this fact Bryan Adams' 'Everything I do, I do it for you' was written in the style of an open letter to Dave

I like this fact I like this fact Dave Cameron can tell you which one is Ant and which one is Dec!

I like this fact I like this fact If you spell 'David Cameron' in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

I like this fact I like this fact Coffee drinks Dave to stay awake

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron's Toyota Prius stops when he tells it to

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron can make Boris Johnson's hair look tidy

I like this fact I like this fact THAT song really was about Dave!

I like this fact I like this fact The three Rs are reading, writing and David Cameron

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron has met a nice South African

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron is 10 of your 5-a-day

I like this fact I like this fact When David Cameron dies, gravity will cease to exist

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron confers +8 Weapon Strenth

I like this fact I like this fact Schrödinger get's David Cameron to cat sit for him

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron has a blowhole

I like this fact I like this fact The Stig has a life size tattoo of David Cameron on his face

I like this fact I like this fact Dave Cameron's face contains no angles

I like this fact I like this fact Dave Cameron is the only person that could put baby in a corner and get away with it, but he wouldn't

I like this fact I like this fact When I needed a neighbour, Dave was there

I like this fact I like this fact I'm David Cameron and i'm a PC and a MAC

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron knows your weakness and it ain't just Bourbon biscuits is it my friend!

I like this fact I like this fact It never rains on David Cameron, except if he visits an area afflicted by droughts, in which case it will

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron can cause ALL ten green bottles to fall at once with just an icy stare

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron is soundproof

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron is both members of Daft Punk

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron's souffle's always rise (ooh matron!)

I like this fact I like this fact Jason Bourne was trained by David Cameron

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron can make the Nigerian President handover money via an email

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron writes all the thoughts of Page 3 models

I like this fact I like this fact Scientists fear the next pandemic of Dave Flu will kill everyone but David Cameron

I like this fact I like this fact Last Xmas David Cameron gave you his heart, but it's ok, he can grow a new one instantly

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron's middle name is David Cameron

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron will take all the penalties if England reach the World Cup Final

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron is the reason that Wally is always hiding

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron can name that tune in none

I like this fact I like this fact David Cameron doesn't need to lift the toilet seat. It lifts itself for him

I like this fact I like this fact Dave can juggle seven flaming torches. WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM

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