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David Cameron does not punch egg-throwing protesters, he round-house kicks them back to the Lib-Dem HQ
Che Guevara wears David Cameron T-shirts
David Cameron is so cool, he is banned in 7 states in America
David Cameron is bringing sexy back
David Cameron does actually know how long a piece of string is
You can see David Cameron from space
You can lead a horse to water but it's Dave who makes it drink
David Cameron has seen your browsing history - and won't forget it
David Cameron can eat After Eights at half past seven. If you attempted this, you would die
Bill Gates joined Twitter just so he could read David Cameron's @davefacts tweets
Dave's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
DVLA stands for the Dave Vehicle Licensing Agency
David Cameron taught Lady Gaga that (Rah)2 (Ah)3 + [Roma (1+Ma)] + (Gah)2 + (Ooh) (La)2 = Bad Romance. Sadly she took the credit!
Dave once escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground, where he now survives as a soldier of fortune
The Queen has been heard to sing, 'God save our gracious Dave'
Big Ben cannot Bong when Margaret Thatcher and David Cameron walk past as it cannot cope with such awesomeness
Google asks David Cameron for information it can't find
David Cameron can beat a wall at Ping Pong - FACT
David Cameron is so foxy he hunts himself
Batman hangs out in a DaveCave
David Cameron does not read books. He simply stares them down until they tell him the relevant information.
If Boris has 3 Apples and Ken has 6 - they're all still Dave's Apples. All the Apples belong to Dave.
David Cameron can see through fog
David Cameron's nickname at school was D-unit
Bonnie Tyler said she was holding out for a hero, but really she was holding out for David Cameron
Carlsberg don't do Prime Ministers but if they did they would call them David Cameron
Martin Sheen only got the role of Josiah Bartlet because David Cameron was unavailable
Anti-antiperspirant's use Dave to stop them sweating
David Cameron in binary code = 1
David Cameron taught the Cadburys gorilla how to play the drums
Squirrels can scale trees faster than they can run over open ground. David Cameron can scale trees faster than squirrels. You do the maths
When David Cameron does a rubix cube all the sides go blue
When David Cameron was born, he calmly shook his mothers hand
David Cameron sets off speed cameras by the sheer awesome power of his thighs when cycling.
Vinnie Jones has David Cameron pyjamas
David Cameron is so awesome that Photoshop uses Dave
David Cameron's middle name is David Cameron
David Cameron is the Kwisatz Haderach
Jesus walked on water, Davis Cameron made the water
David Cameron has a 4D television
David Cameron invented the Cam-Cam dance. He asked for it to be renamed the Can-Can because of his tremendous modesty
David Cameron's socks last 59% longer than normal because gravity has less effect on him
David Cameron's Toyota Prius stops when he tells it to
David Cameron can see round corners
David Cameron is an anagram of Frickin Awesome
David Cameron Swings all ladies marginals
Necessity is not the mother of all invention, it's Dave Cameron
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