10 new facts
1.
Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Dave Cameron laughs at Superman for having a weakness
2.
When David Cameron was born, he calmly shook his mothers hand
3.
If Boris has 3 Apples and Ken has 6 - they're all still Dave's Apples. All the Apples belong to Dave.
4.
David Cameron Swings all ladies marginals
5.
David Cameron can see round corners
6.
When David Cameron does a rubix cube all the sides go blue
7.
Jesus walked on water, Davis Cameron made the water
8.
David Cameron left Mission Impossible as it was too easy
9.
David Cameron taught Lady Gaga that (Rah)2 (Ah)3 + [Roma (1+Ma)] + (Gah)2 + (Ooh) (La)2 = Bad Romance. Sadly she took the credit!
10.
Necessity is not the mother of all invention, it's Dave Cameron
top 10 most popular facts
1.
David Cameron has seen your browsing history - and won't forget it
2.
David Cameron can eat After Eights at half past seven. If you attempted this, you would die
3.
The Queen has been heard to sing, 'God save our gracious Dave'
4.
David Cameron is so cool, he is banned in 7 states in America
5.
David Cameron does actually know how long a piece of string is
6.
David Cameron is bringing sexy back
7.
You can lead a horse to water but it's Dave who makes it drink
8.
Che Guevara wears David Cameron T-shirts
9.
You can see David Cameron from space
10.
Bill Gates joined Twitter just so he could read David Cameron's @davefacts tweets
top 15 most viewed facts
1.
David Cameron does not punch egg-throwing protesters, he round-house kicks them back to the Lib-Dem HQ
2.
Che Guevara wears David Cameron T-shirts
3.
David Cameron is so cool, he is banned in 7 states in America
4.
David Cameron is bringing sexy back
5.
David Cameron does actually know how long a piece of string is
6.
You can see David Cameron from space
7.
You can lead a horse to water but it's Dave who makes it drink
8.
David Cameron has seen your browsing history - and won't forget it
9.
David Cameron can eat After Eights at half past seven. If you attempted this, you would die
10.
Bill Gates joined Twitter just so he could read David Cameron's @davefacts tweets
11.
Dave's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
12.
DVLA stands for the Dave Vehicle Licensing Agency
13.
David Cameron taught Lady Gaga that (Rah)2 (Ah)3 + [Roma (1+Ma)] + (Gah)2 + (Ooh) (La)2 = Bad Romance. Sadly she took the credit!
14.
Dave once escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground, where he now survives as a soldier of fortune
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